Re: jokes (:

by siChing Thu Nov 29, 2007 10:14 pm

owhhh , i'll try =D

by siChing Thu Nov 29, 2007 11:20 pm

1 more question , shawnn , hmm , the Basket is for ?

by HRKevin Thu Nov 29, 2007 11:30 pm

A group of people were in a shipwreck and were stranded on an island.

The group consisted of 12 women and 1 man. After a few months, the women grew horny and it was decided that the man needed to take two women a day and they allowed him to have Sundays off.

One day on a day off, he was just relaxing when he noticed a boat nearing. He felt hopeful that maybe they would be rescued, at last.

The boat was almost to the island when the guy noticed it was a man in the boat. As he got out the first guy said "Oh my God buddy, am I ever glad to see YOU, To which the second guy responded "Well alright sweetie! It's been a long time for me too."

The first man exclaimed "Oh hell, there go my Sundays!"

by siChing Fri Nov 30, 2007 5:26 am

Why was the Tomato blushing? Because he saw the salad dressing..

How do you catch a squirrel? Climb into a tree and act like a nut...

by ifnyw Fri Nov 30, 2007 7:04 am

haha si ching lame but weirdly funny hahahahahahah act liek a nut salad dressing HAHAHAHA horny tomato XD

by jsonx Fri Nov 30, 2007 7:23 am

lmao

reported as spam 11:08 by xXz3onXx

by siChing Fri Nov 30, 2007 7:40 am

haha , i love lame jokes . =p

by KhaiSan Fri Nov 30, 2007 8:03 am

this post is joke duh of course is funny , dont care is lame or what . Is joke means joke

by siChing Fri Nov 30, 2007 8:33 am

Poem

Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, and so are you.
But the roses are wilting, the violets are dead, the sugar bowl's empty and so is your head.

Oh loving beauty you float with grace
If only you could hide your face

Kind, intelligent, loving and hot;
This describes everything you are not

I want to feel your sweet embrace
But don't take that paper bag off of your face

I love your smile, your face, and your eyes - Damn, I'm good at telling lies!

My darling, my lover, my beautiful wife:
Marrying you screwed up my life

I see your face when I am dreaming.
That's why I always wake up screaming

My love, you take my breath away.
What have you stepped in to smell this way

My feelings for you no words can tell,
Except for maybe "go to hell

by **Andrew** Fri Nov 30, 2007 9:39 am

tell me which jokes is not lame? lol XD

by HRKevin Fri Nov 30, 2007 10:12 am

si ching poem rock.=)

by siChing Fri Nov 30, 2007 10:46 am

reported as spam 11:08am by xXz3onXx

by **xXz3onXx** Sat Dec 01, 2007 6:02 pm

siching , basket is for ... lol ask andrew , he should delete it . cant post anything = =

by **Andrew** Sun Dec 02, 2007 8:57 am

basket is where i put rubbish post in a rubbish.. lol

by siChing Sun Dec 02, 2007 8:58 am

but inside is 0 rubbish . =p

by **xXz3onXx** Sun Dec 02, 2007 9:06 am

yeah its a useless thread anyway . (: hmm i've got a joke .

why beyonce keep singing , " to the left , to the left " ? answer !

by HRKevin Sun Dec 02, 2007 10:31 am

hmmmm..
coz she wants to go to the right..?

by **xXz3onXx** Tue Dec 04, 2007 11:43 pm

quinee got it (: hahahahaa.
damn stupid. anyway my computer crashed. in a cc now. (:
might not on for sometime. so , quinee help kaotim

by jsonx Wed Apr 02, 2008 10:52 pm

LOL =D

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