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Post by siChing on Thu Nov 29, 2007 10:14 pm

owhhh , i'll try =D
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Post by siChing on Thu Nov 29, 2007 11:20 pm

1 more question , shawnn , hmm , the Basket is for ?
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Post by HRKevin on Thu Nov 29, 2007 11:30 pm

A group of people were in a shipwreck and were stranded on an island.

The group consisted of 12 women and 1 man. After a few months, the women grew horny and it was decided that the man needed to take two women a day and they allowed him to have Sundays off.

One day on a day off, he was just relaxing when he noticed a boat nearing. He felt hopeful that maybe they would be rescued, at last.

The boat was almost to the island when the guy noticed it was a man in the boat. As he got out the first guy said "Oh my God buddy, am I ever glad to see YOU, To which the second guy responded "Well alright sweetie! It's been a long time for me too."

The first man exclaimed "Oh hell, there go my Sundays!"
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Post by siChing on Fri Nov 30, 2007 5:26 am

Why was the Tomato blushing? Because he saw the salad dressing..

How do you catch a squirrel? Climb into a tree and act like a nut...
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Post by ifnyw on Fri Nov 30, 2007 7:04 am

haha si ching lame but weirdly funny hahahahahahah act liek a nut salad dressing HAHAHAHA horny tomato XD
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Post by jsonx on Fri Nov 30, 2007 7:23 am

lmao


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Post by siChing on Fri Nov 30, 2007 7:40 am

haha , i love lame jokes . =p
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Post by KhaiSan on Fri Nov 30, 2007 8:03 am

this post is joke duh of course is funny , dont care is lame or what . Is joke means joke
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Post by siChing on Fri Nov 30, 2007 8:33 am

Poem
Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, and so are you.
But the roses are wilting, the violets are dead, the sugar bowl's empty and so is your head.

Oh loving beauty you float with grace
If only you could hide your face

Kind, intelligent, loving and hot;
This describes everything you are not

I want to feel your sweet embrace
But don't take that paper bag off of your face

I love your smile, your face, and your eyes - Damn, I'm good at telling lies!

My darling, my lover, my beautiful wife:
Marrying you screwed up my life

I see your face when I am dreaming.
That's why I always wake up screaming

My love, you take my breath away.
What have you stepped in to smell this way

My feelings for you no words can tell,
Except for maybe "go to hell
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Post by Andrew on Fri Nov 30, 2007 9:39 am

tell me which jokes is not lame? lol XD
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Post by HRKevin on Fri Nov 30, 2007 10:12 am

si ching poem rock.=)
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Post by siChing on Fri Nov 30, 2007 10:46 am

lol!


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Post by xXz3onXx on Sat Dec 01, 2007 6:02 pm

siching , basket is for ... lol ask andrew , he should delete it . cant post anything = =
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Post by Andrew on Sun Dec 02, 2007 8:57 am

basket is where i put rubbish post in a rubbish.. lol
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Post by siChing on Sun Dec 02, 2007 8:58 am

but inside is 0 rubbish . =p
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Post by xXz3onXx on Sun Dec 02, 2007 9:06 am

yeah its a useless thread anyway . (: hmm i've got a joke .


why beyonce keep singing , " to the left , to the left " ? answer !
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Post by HRKevin on Sun Dec 02, 2007 10:31 am

hmmmm..
coz she wants to go to the right..?
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Post by xXz3onXx on Tue Dec 04, 2007 11:43 pm

quinee got it (: hahahahaa.
damn stupid. anyway my computer crashed. in a cc now. (:
might not on for sometime. so , quinee help kaotim
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Post by jsonx on Wed Apr 02, 2008 10:52 pm

LOL =D
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