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Post by xXz3onXx on Sun Nov 25, 2007 6:59 am

A man escapes from prison where he has been for 15 years. He breaks into a house to look for money and guns and finds a young couple in bed.

He orders the guy out of bed and ties him to a chair, while tying the girl to the bed he gets on top of her, kisses her neck, then gets up and goes into the bathroom. While he's in there, the husband tells his wife:

"Listen, this guy's an escaped convict, look at his clothes! He probably spent lots of time in jail and hasn't seen a woman in years. I saw how he kissed your neck." If he wants sex, don't resist, don't complain, do whatever he tells you. Satisfy him no matter how much he nauseates you. This guy is probably very dangerous. If he gets angry, he'll kill us. Be strong, honey. I love you."

To which his wife responds: "He wasn't kissing my neck. He wwas whispering in my ear. He told me he was gay, thought you were cute, and asked me if we had any vaseline. I told him it was in the bathroom. Be strong honey. I love you too!!"


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Post by xXz3onXx on Sun Nov 25, 2007 7:48 am

no , the writer's brain is abit corrupted (: thats all . =DD
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Post by KhaiSan on Sun Nov 25, 2007 6:59 pm

WTF JOKER SIAL
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Post by xXz3onXx on Sun Nov 25, 2007 7:34 pm

An architect, an artist and an IT guy were discussing whether it was better to spend time with the wife or a mistress.

The architect said he enjoyed time with his wife, building a solid foundation for an enduring relationship.

The artist said he enjoyed time with his mistress, because of the passionand mystery he found there. The IT guy said, "I like both."

The artist said "BOTH?" The IT guy replied "Yeah. If you have a wife and a mistress, they will each assume you are spending time with the other woman, and you can go to the office and get some work done."
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Post by HRKevin on Mon Nov 26, 2007 11:40 am

haha..=)
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Post by Andrew on Tue Nov 27, 2007 4:26 am

lol !! post more dude
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Post by xXz3onXx on Tue Nov 27, 2007 5:25 am

aite (: hold on . i'll think somemore .
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Post by jokerboi on Tue Nov 27, 2007 6:20 am

haha dam funny!! more pls !! Very Happy Laughing
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Post by infinitekelvin on Wed Nov 28, 2007 7:21 am

One day,there's a meeting of 4 country - china, USA, france n malaysia.When they seated down,the president of china said "My country is the best,we building the GREAT WALL of CHINA, then he show his tatoo of the great wall on his chest.after that, USA president said "yours is not the best,mine is the best! then he show the tatoo of the STATUE of LIBERTY on his chest, n then, france said " both of urs is not the best,my country has the EIFFEL TOWER, den he show his tatoo of the tower on his chest..lastly is malaysia's turn..SAMI VALU represent malaysia to attend dis meeting. He got no tatoo or aniting...after dat, he take of his pants n his underwear,stand up n show everyone his ASSHOLE n said "my country is the best la...this is malaysia BATU CAVE! =D ( becuz its all BLACK!!) =D

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Post by HRKevin on Wed Nov 28, 2007 8:36 am

lols..
infinite kelvin jokes..damn funny
hahhaaha
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Post by Andrew on Wed Nov 28, 2007 9:27 am

holhy crap!! since when anyone make jokes of sami -_-
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Post by xXz3onXx on Wed Nov 28, 2007 9:29 am

lol. samivelu is seriously a natural joker. in front of any broadcasting news he also can make joke (:
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Post by Andrew on Wed Nov 28, 2007 10:12 am

no wonder.... and now ppl make jokes of him!! and i saw him in kk just recently... lol

anyway i got a joke here ! XD




Three kids come down to the kitchen and sit around the breakfast table. The mother asks the oldest boy what heíd like to eat. "Iíll have some fuckiní French toast," he says. The mother is outraged at his language, hits him, and sends him upstairs. She asks the middle child what he wants. "Well, I guess that leaves more fuckiní French toast for me," he says. She is livid, smacks him, and sends him away. Finally she asks the youngest son what he wants for breakfast. "I donít know," he says meekly, "but I definitely donít want the fuckiní French toast."
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Post by HRKevin on Wed Nov 28, 2007 10:18 am

gets a smack..
and get kick..
hahaha...xD
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Post by Andrew on Wed Nov 28, 2007 10:37 am

this is weird..

My grandfather always said, "Don't watch your money; watch your health." So one day while I was watching my health, someone stole my money. It was my grandfather.
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Post by xXz3onXx on Wed Nov 28, 2007 10:39 am

A man really loved a woman, but he was just too shy to propose to her. Now he was up in his years and neither of them had ever been married. Of course, they dated about once a week for the past six years, but he was so timid he just never got around to suggesting marriage much less living together.

But one day, he became determined to ask her the question. So he calls her on the phone, "June."

"Yes, this is June."

"Will you marry me?"

"Of course I will! Who's this?"
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Post by HRKevin on Wed Nov 28, 2007 11:02 am

A blonde woman goes to the doctor and complains that her whole body is aching. She touches her knee and says: "Ouch! That hurt". She then touches her elbow which evokes yet another painful response. She then touches her ear and complains that it is sensitive too. The doctor then examines her and says: "Well, Madam, I am sure that will be the case - your finger is broken."

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Why do elephants paint thier testicles red?
So they can hide in cherry trees.

The blind school set off on their annual day outing to the beach.
When dinner time arrived the teachers decide taht it was time to
eat. So the coach pulled into a service station.Everybody got off
of the coach to stretch their legs and admire the scenery. While the
teachers are taking the blind kids orders, one of the teachers noticed
that the group were becoming bored, so he took a ball out for them
to have a game of football with.(They play with a ball with a bell in it.)

The teachers start them off with a game of football on the grassy
area, then they go to get the food for the group. While the
teachers are at the supermarket the coach driver comes running
in.The teachers ask what's wrong. He tells them to get back to the
group because the students are kicking the of shit out of the morris
dancers.
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Post by siChing on Wed Nov 28, 2007 6:00 pm

any1 know how to post picture here? coz i've tonnes of picture jokes . xD teach me teach me ! andrew , help me plz..
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Post by infinitekelvin on Thu Nov 29, 2007 3:40 am

[ this's a lame joke i got it from my bro ] One day,a man kidnapped dato mahathir.When the man r ready to kill him, dato mahathir shouted "EARTHQUAKE! EARTHQUAKE! "..the kidnapper tot its real,so he run away n dato mahathir is safe.After that, the man kidnapped Badawi.when he wanted to kill him,badawi knows about the Dato mahathir case, n he did the same way..he shouted " FLOUD COMING FLOUD COMING! " then, Badawi escaped.The kidnapper kidnapped Sami Valu,when he ready to kill him..Sami know bout mahathir n badawi's cases..n then he shouted "FIRE! FIRE!"..then the kidnapper kill at last..lol?

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Post by Andrew on Thu Nov 29, 2007 4:42 am

lol...is a copy version of 3 guys was sent to jail and trying to escape
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Post by HRKevin on Thu Nov 29, 2007 4:46 am

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A woman is in the hospital giving birth, and she's up on the stirrups. All of a sudden, the baby's head pops out and looks up at the nurse. "Are you my daddy?" asks the baby head. Shocked, the nurse replies concerned, "Uh, no, I'm not your dad, Ill run and go get him!". With this, the baby's head turns to the doctor and says, "Are you my daddy?". "My goodness no! But the nurse is going to get him, he will be here any minute." Finally, the father comes into the room and the baby sees him and says, "Are you my daddy?" To which the shocked father goes up close to the baby's head and says, "Yes, son, I'm your father."

<poke person in the head>

The baby pulls his hand out and pokes the father in the head and says, "Well then... STOP POKING ME IN THE HEAD!"

(The Father's dick is poking his son head)*while the mother is pregnant
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Post by xXz3onXx on Thu Nov 29, 2007 4:46 am

can you see the A/A sign on ur top right corner ? =D click that . den u will see an add image button. click on it . or u can use the photobucket way.

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Post by siChing on Thu Nov 29, 2007 7:31 am

my gosh! how to upload pictures? teach me teach me !
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Post by xXz3onXx on Thu Nov 29, 2007 7:39 am

siChing wrote:my gosh! how to upload pictures? teach me teach me !


can you see the A/A sign on ur top right corner ? =D click that . den u will see an add image button. click on it . or u can use the photobucket way.

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Post by KhaiSan on Thu Nov 29, 2007 9:10 am

Infinite can be a Joker group also XD
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